Backblast by Spit Valve – Nantan (Geoff) on 10/30/2026

Backblast! Steel Sanctuary – Halloween
DATE: 2026-10-30
AO: Steel Sanctuary
Q: Spit Valve – Nantan (Geoff),
PAX: Squeaks (Neal Gallagher) Spit Valve – Nantan (Geoff) Green Thumb (Ray Perry) Papi (Isaias Brito) Homer (Scott Neuweg) Gilmore (Jim T) Squirmy Thingamabob (Ariel) Rosco P (Rich O'Donnell) BTS (Jeremy Bales) ransomware (Andrei)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11

11 PAX tried to escape Michael Myers and then did a circuit of Halloween-themed exercises.

WARMUP:

  • SSH
  • Exorcist Neck Rolls
  • Good Mornings
  • Frankenstein Squats
  • Bats (Sir Fazios)
  • Black Cats (and Cows)
  • Frankenstein Walks

THE THANG:

  • Michael Myers Chase:
  • The PAX set off on a slow circuit of the parking lot, with the leader calling a kettlebell exercise that could be done while walking (Rifle Carry, Curls, Around the World, etc.)
  • Last PAX stops and does 6 Undertaker Sit-ups with their kettlebell, then catches up to the PAX, taps the man in last place, and then moves to the front
  • Repeat until we get back to the flag

Circle up at 22 stations and perform each for one minute and then rotate.

  • Devil’s Press – Blockee with two dumbbells
  • Pumpkin Smash – Medicine Ball Smash
  • Skullcrushers
  • Transylvanian (Bulgarian) Split Squats
  • Zombie Crunches (no kettlebell)
  • Goblin (Goblet) Squats
  • Blood “Curl”int Screams (Curls)
  • Deadlifts
  • Deadbugs
  • “Saw” Rows
  • Psycho Stabs (Snatches)
  • Full Moon (Halos)
  • Guillotine Chops (Upright Rows)
  • Candy Bag Swings (Kettlebell Swings)
  • “Here’s Johnny”s (Chops)
  • The Ring (Around the World)
  • Gravediggers
  • Standing Zombies (Side Bends)
  • Zombie Crunches (again)
  • Coffin/Undertaker Sit-ups
  • Jackknife Sit-ups
  • Candy Bag Carries (carry bells around the perimeter of the circle)

MARY:

  • Corpse Pose (Stargazers)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Friendsgiving 11/7
  • Roadside Cleanup 11/14
  • Oakwood 24 11/21
  • Dirty Santa TBD

COT:

  • Anthony and Jane
  • Erin Boretti
Steel Sanctuary - Halloween