Backblast by Spit Valve (Geoff) on 03/31/2023

Date: 3/31/2023
AO: Boiler Room
Q: Spit Valve
PAX (20): BiLo, Boingo (Jeffrey Christensen), Char-Grill (Pavlo), Cricket, Curves (Aaron Stork), Ham (Chris Schafer), Aaron Beaulieu, Shawn Carter, Josh Burton (jingle), Little Dinghy (Jim Amy), Melamine (Chad), Money Pit, Opie (Stan), Pierogi, Rio (Andrew DiGiovanni), Rosco P (Rich O’Donnell), Six Pack, Squeaks (Neal), Tube Top (Matt Boretti), YHC Spit Valve (Geoff)

We broke up into teams of four to mythbust the 2022 IronPax Week 4 (Death by Skinny Runner).

We completed the following workout relay-style. You could tap out to your next team member at any point, who would pick up the exercise or run wherever you left off.

100 Gas Pumpers (CBLs)
50 Jump Ropes
1 mile run

25 Hello Dollies (single)
25 Burpees
50 Jump Ropes
1/4 mile run

25 Hand-Release Merkins
25 V-Ups
50 Jump Ropes
1/4 mile run

25 Leg Raises
25 Jungle Boi Squats
50 Jump Ropes
1/4 mile run

25 Flutter Kicks (cadence)
25 Bonnie Blairs (every left is 1)
50 Jump Ropes
1/4 mile run

100 WWIIs
50 jump ropes
1 mile run

Our best team completed the circuit in 28:30, with the others close behind. A liar, I mean PAX, named Retina from Boise supposedly completed the workout by himself in 26:44. Three miles of running plus all the exercises…FALSE! We had four guys all-out sprinting our laps and passing off burpees after five reps, and we still couldn’t beat that time. Turning water into wine, restoring sight to the blind…completing this in 26:44.

Boys and Girls Club is 4/6 at 0915 (Gilmore)
April Luncheon is 4/21 at 1145 at Prime
Meet in the Street is 5/6 (Green Thumb)
Brew Ruck is 5/20 at 1100 at Norse

Felix (Elton’s dad)
Chet’s daughter, mother, and mother-in-law
Pierogi’s friends and family
Kitty Hawk’s job search
Boingo’s hamstring
Any others YHC has forgotten or were unspoken

It was an honor to compete with you this morning.