Backblast! Quarantine – Spit Valve – MythBusters
DATE: 2026-04-01
AO: Quarantine
Q: Spit Valve – Nantan (Geoff),
PAX: Going Once (Daniel) Rio (Andrew DiGiovanni) Spit Valve – Nantan (Geoff) Griswold Boone’s Farm (Chris) Ascot Yoda (Royce) F3 Poncharello (Aaron Denn) Dowry (Derrick Wolfe) Rosco P (Rich O'Donnell) Tube Top (Matt Boretti) fahrenheit Isuzu (Seth) Thingamabob (Ariel) DillyDilly (Ryan Parker) Boys 2 Men (Scott Markel) Uggs (Brandon Bitner) Tarzan Basic (Matt Bass)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
19 PAX challenged the times (lies) from Week 2 of IronPax 2025 (“8-Track”)
WARMUP:
- SSH
- Helicopters
- Sir Fazios
- Good Mornings
- OYO Leg Stretches
THE THANG:
After breaking up into teams of 4 or 5, we moseyed to the coupons and picked up two per team.
On the rear access road, we then completed the 8-Track beatdown from Week 2.
Round 1
400m Run
20 Cleveland Rocks (Coupon Clean and Press, L/R Lunge with Coupon Overhead)
Round 2
400m Run
200 foot Coupon Lunge Walk (100 feet out and back)
Round 3
400m Run
30 Blockees
Round 4
400m Run
200 foot Redrum Bunnies
Round 5
400m Run
40 Coupon Thrusters
Round 6
400m Run
200 foot Crawl Bear
Round 7
400m Run
50 Coupon Swings
Round 8
400m Run
200 foot Burpee Broad Jump
The team of fahrenheit, Uggs (Brandon Bitner), Isuzu (Seth), Boys 2 Men (Scott Markel), and DillyDilly (Ryan Parker) was able to beat the winning time from last year. Glamper from St. Charles had a time of 24:00, Import from Franklin had 24:19, and Spooky from Churham had finished in 25:40, but our team of studs finished in 21:18.
That’s 2 miles of running plus all the coupon work and 200 foot travels. These guys were absolutely gassed, so a guy doing this solo is…doubtful.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Friday Night on White meet-up @ Melamine’s at 5:30 pm on 4/10
- Brew Ruck at D’s Bottle Shop at 11 am on 4/11
- Forest Fest from 10 am to 2 pm on 4/18
- Neighbor to Neighbor service project at 9:30 am on 4/25
COT:
- Ascot’s hand/finger tendinitis
- Fahrenheit’s brother’s (Nelson) kidney rejection
