Backblast by Billy Goat on 04/26/2024

Backblast! LV426

AO: Boiler Room
Q: Billy Goat
PAX: Rio (Andrew DiGiovanni), Char-Grill (Pavlo), Dowry (Derrick Wolfe), Spit Valve (Geoff), Little Dinghy (Jim Amy), Tendinitis (Ilia Kolosov), 10k John Martin, Kitchen (Joseph Johnson), emilalexander38 , Curves (Aaron Stork), Boone’s Farm
FNGs: 1 Boone’s Farm
Count: 34 (9 Ruckers)

AO: Boiler Room
Date: 26-Apr-2024
Conditions: Cool, crisp, highly drinkable
Theme: LV426 (Aliens Day)

24 PAX, 9 Ruckers, and 1 member of the IR turned up in the gloom at Boiler Room/Red Dawn. Warmarama feactured Side Straddle Hop, Good Mornings, Sir Fazio Arm Circles, Imperial Walkers, Thrukins (the bottom part of a burpee…Merkin Down (1), Up (2), Knees to Chest (3), Plank (count)), and ***holes & elbows (monkey humpers).

The Pax moved on to basic training for the Colonial Marines on LV426. Dropping onto the parking grid, YHQ called a series of plyo/agility moves that mimicked Bishop’s knife trick. A burpee was executed on each, “Down!” call. No fingers were lost though traces of artificial person lubricant are often found in high school parking lots.

Next up, YHC called a round of Sevens starting with six “Facehuggers” (like shoulder taps, but grabbing face instead) before crab walking the length of two spaces for one “Chestburster” (World’s Worst Merkin).

The HIMs moseyed to YHC’s drop ship to arm themselves with M41A Pulse Rifles (er…CMUs). Island hopping with a partner, the PAX each performed 6 rounds of Five Thrukins (harsh language) and six “Flamethrowers” (uppercut presses).

The Colonial Marines in training moved their ordinance to the base of the hill for a mini Dora (50 Hand Release Merkins, 100 Jump Squats, 150 Freddie Mercuries) with the traveling partner climbing the hill via Murder Bunnies followed by five Divebombers (“Nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”).

Game over, man. Game over.

Prayers for Chargrill’s mother (cancer) and Pierogi’s sister (house fire).

Welcome FNG, Boone’s Farm!

Great work, Men!