Backblast! Agoge – Spit Valve – Burpee Golf
DATE: 2026-06-01
AO: Agoge
Q: Spit Valve – Nantan (Geoff),
PAX: Boingo (Jeff) Gilmore (Jim T) Dumbledore (Dave Monaco) Rio (Andrew DiGiovanni) Jay Z – 2nd F (Shawn Carter) Spit Valve – Nantan (Geoff) Paranoid (Nick C) Melamine (Chad) Chet Ripley (Elton Smith) BiLo (Emil Alexander) Boys 2 Men (Scott Markel) Ascot Thingamabob (Ariel) F3 Phunny (Kip Lowery) Tube Top (Matt Boretti) Floppy Disk (Tom Neal) Prius – Ruck Q (Ryan McCallum) Big League Chew (Brian Ayers) Counterfeit (John Kinneer) Matt (Squirmy) Oscar Mayer (Shaun Hanna)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 21
We celebrated 12 years of Agoge and 9 years of Spit Valve with our 9th year of Burpee Golf.
WARMUP:
- SSH
- Good Mornings
- Moroccan Nightclubs
- Willie Mays Hayes
THE THANG:
20 PAX made their tee time and 1 joined on the first tee box for the 9th annual playing of Burpee Golf.
Starting with hole 4, we ran near to each green and performed burpees. Keeping track of our burpee counts on each hole, we ran the entire course, finishing at the end of hole 3.
- 5 = double bogey
- 10 = bogey
- 15 = par
- 20 = birdie
- 25 = eagle
At the end, the six PAX who eagled all 9 holes had a 1-minute Burpee-off.
- Chet Ripley (Elton Smith) – 12 flawless
- Tube Top (Matt Boretti) – 17
- Boingo (Jeff) – 20
- Matt (Squirmy) – 23
- Rio (Andrew DiGiovanni) – 29
- BiLo (Emil Alexander) – 32
Despite almost missing his tee time, BiLo retains the F3 Green Jacket for year #4!
Great work, gents!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Spam Jam this Saturday at The Pitch at 0830
- 0700 workout at the The Pitch Saturday
- Farm and Clarion still open; Back to School closed this Saturday
- Respect Week approaching (week after Father’s Day)
COT:
- Best wishes to Billy Goat as he moves to the netherworld
- Grateful for this community of men
