Backblast by Sharkbait (Jarrod Scott) on 12/29/2025

Backblast! On the 5th day of Christmas in 2025

AO: Dooley
Q: Sharkbait (Jarrod Scott)
PAX: Trey Fussell (Bill Nye), Tarzan, DillyDilly (Ryan Parker), Flame On
FNGs: None
Count: 5

WARMUP: Open prayer reading
SSH
IW/HB
GM
Mtn Clmbr
Downward Dog
Runner’s Stretching
Deep Squat
Sir
Fazio’s/Willy May Hayes
THE THANG:
Mosey around park to sheltered area for 25 calf raises starting on the up in copperhead rhythm
.
Mosey back around park to playground with a stop for 5 absolutions
.
25 pull-ups with 5 Lt. Dans on every break
. 25 Toe Bars broken up into 10 reps then 5 reps until we get to 25. At the breaks 5 Lt. Dans, 5 Burpees, 5 Mike Tyson’s.
Mosey at own pace to the tennis court and first one there does 5 absolutions until the 6 gets in
. 25 Mike Tyson’s.
Mosey at own pace to the flags at town Hall and the 12 does 5 absolutions until the 6 arrives
. 25 LBC’s IC.
Mosey at own pace till
we get to first speed bump for 25 Smurf Jacks. Mosey back to virtual flag.
MARY: 25 Heels to Heaven
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holiday hours for Quarantine and News Year day.
COT:
Liturgy for Before Exercising

Written by Hannah Hubin from “Every Moment Holy, Volume III”

Creator of my being
Who breathed life into soil
And made it move, beat, and breathe,
I praise you for the living dust that I am.

Help me make a habit,
In these moments of exercise,
To practice gratitude for these gifts
Of strength, motion, and endurance—
This daily kindness of health and ability
I receive from You alone.

By this exercise,
Better equip me for Your service:

Clear my mind, lift my eyes,
And strengthen my limbs
For whatever work of loving God and neighbor
You might have for me this day.

Even so, O Lord, You know my frame.
You remember that
These muscles are dust.

So protect me from discouragement
And help me take joy in my physical limitations,
Even while I attempt to improve my health.

Protect me also from comparison
From competition that ceases to serve
As playful love of my neighbor and
As joy in the strength You have given me,
Becoming instead something nearer
To pride or nearer to despair.

May I move through this exercise
With endurance,
Receiving the challenge with joy,
And fixing my eyes on You
The creator and sustainer
Of my body as well as my soul.

Prayers for Nye’s father-in-law and YHC energy for the new year. Praise for answered prayers for Tarzan’s wife.

On the 5th day of Christmas in 2025